I guess I need to sell my 997 and both kidneys

"Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist) 09/25/2017 at 18:49 • Filed to: None

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Because 680bhp wagon.

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Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 18:59

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Eh who needs kidneys

Arrivederci > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 19:03

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That wagon is badass, but I’d still rather have your 997.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 19:03

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I didn’t like this or the Cayenne when they first came out; I don’t know what’s changed but I think they’re both nice looking cars, now. I particularly like the Sport Turismo wagon-y thing.

wafflesnfalafel > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 19:03

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I believe the turbo S e-hybrid sport turismo comes standard with a dialysis machine so you should be good to go.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 19:07

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I’ll give you 25k for your 997(with the condition it’s manual). Should be a good start. 

Saracen > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 09/25/2017 at 19:11

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I wouldn’t sell my 997 for anywhere near that low.

Saracen > gin-san - shitpost specialist 09/25/2017 at 19:11

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The new Panamera is a million times better looking. And that the really built a wagon version is even better.

E90M3 > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 19:24

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Fine $25,001

E90M3 > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 19:24

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I’d need to sell 6 kidneys.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 19:25

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I figured haha but shooters shoot lol

Saracen > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 09/25/2017 at 19:33

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$25k will get you a Tiptronic 3.6 Carrera with no options and over 125k miles on it. Or a high mileage base Carrera S with a blown engine.

Mine is neither of those.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 19:39

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I up my offer to 25.1k

rillweid - Now with more TRD and less TDI > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 19:43

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Driven the previous gen. Is fast.

Saracen > rillweid - Now with more TRD and less TDI 09/25/2017 at 19:51

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Me too.

dannyzabolotny > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 19:59

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I’ll give you a hint— E55 wagon. It’s a little older, but it’s a total sleeper. Even with their relative rarity you can find them for well under $30k. That 5.5L supercharged V8 has nearly 500hp in stock form. Put a few grand into it— a smaller pulley, better intakes, headers, better intercooler, and a tune. It’ll be at 650hp reliably, and nobody will ever suspect a thing.

Vicente Esteve > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 20:13

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I can blow your engine up.

Milky > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 20:17

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It doesn’t even go 200mph, just get a Hellcat Charger.

NoahthePorscheGuy > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 20:29

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good luck finding them anywhere. I know a guy who cant even get his dealer to give him a firm estimate on allocation for the non turbo hybrid model, and that was revealed months ago.

Saracen > Vicente Esteve 09/25/2017 at 20:29

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You can buy it then blow up YOUR engine.

Saracen > NoahthePorscheGuy 09/25/2017 at 20:31

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Deliveries are supposed to start late this year.

Realistically I’d be look at a 4S Sport Turismo in a few years.

Vicente Esteve > Saracen 09/25/2017 at 20:35

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You can blow it up, buy an engine then give it to me.

Saracen > Vicente Esteve 09/25/2017 at 20:39

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Sure, write me a cashier’s check for what I paid for the car and a new engine.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Saracen 09/26/2017 at 09:02

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And you already have a buyer.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > E90M3 09/26/2017 at 09:02

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I laughed.

E90M3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/26/2017 at 09:30

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I figured it was a good pun.

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > E90M3 09/26/2017 at 17:46

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This deserves significantly more stars.